Total Medals Earned: 519 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,120 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Open your cellphone
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/445 points)
Survived 10 rounds of hideNseek
Got a goal in 20 or fewer moves!
Survived 25 round of hideNseek!
Get a goal in the soccer minigame
Got a goal in 10 or fewer strikes!
You unlocked the final skin! Congrats :D
Scored 5 Goals in Soccer
Score 20 goals in Soccer
Nice! You got a goal in 5 or fewer strikes!
You've unlocked every hat :)
Be the last man standing in the battle royale minigame!
Won a game of pool
Wow, you got a goal in 1 kick!
Survived 50 rounds of hideNseek!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Start playing the game.
Start picking up pace
git gut
Become one of the best virtual jugglers in the world
reached a score of 100, phew what a try hard.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
RISE
GRIND
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 7/10 (40/100 points)
There's nothing to be proud about with that score!
Sat through the credits, yay!
You saved Wegra, well done!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.